I was given this line
Of course I believe in Father Christmas.
and then 6 minutes…
this is what I came up with.
“Of course I believe in Father Christmas.” He said adamantly. “Otherwise who delivers the presents the elves make?”
She was stunned by this reply. This was a full grown, working man, all suited and buttoned down, passionately affirming the existence of Santa. “You realise he isn’t real right?”
“And you know that for a fact do you? You can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt?”
“No, of course not. But every grown up knows that.”
“Yet every child knows that to be false, don’t they?”
She stared at him, before it was disbelief, this gave way to amusement, but know she was annoyed. “The toys were from your parents, you have to know that.”
“Some of them were, I’m not stupid! Only some of them were from Father Christmas. How else can you explain wealthier kids getting more toys?” She sat back further into her chair, exasperated.
This had been the weirdest first date she had ever been on.